FUNNY (:

Saw this at one of my friends blog and i think it is really funny!! hahas.. so share with you guys!!! LT sure like it!!! wahaha.. (:

Number 1 :
A judge asked a woman on why she wanted a divorce.

She answered: "Your Honor, he knew I'm a vegetarian and yet he still insists on putting his meat in my mouth."

Number 2 :

A nun went for a urine test and the sample got mixed up.
When the doctor told her she was pregnant.

She cried and said, "Shit, we can't even trust cucumber anymore. !"

Number 3 :

Woman: "Doc, an ant entered my vagina, can you please take it out".
Doctor removes her panties and start making love.

Woman: "What are you doing ?"

Doctor: "This is the only way to drown the bastard !"

A lady visited her doctor again.

The Dr. said: You look more sick and exhausted than before. Are you having 3 meals a day as I advised ?

Lady: WHAT ? I thought you said 3 MALES a day !!!!

Number 4 :

Schoolgirl: "I do not want to take the SEX EDUCATION".

Class Teacher: " Why not ?"

Schoolgirl: "Someone told me the FINAL EXAM would be ORAL !"

Number 5 :

Baby dog: how papa look like?

Mama dog: How I know ?.. Your papa came from behind and I didn't have chance to see his face !!!"

Number 6 :

A boy pulls down his pants in front of a girl and asked " Do you have this ?"

The girl lifted up her skirt and said,
"My mom said, with this, I can have a lot of THAT !"

Number 7 :

COCK say to his two BALLS: I am going to take you with me to a party.

BALLS: You big fucking liar. You always get INSIDE and leave us waiting OUTSIDE !!!

This is so funny (: i shall end with a pic.. bb!!!